The Weirdest Things Come Out of My Mouth Sometimes
It is truly amazing what things I hear myself saying some days. I’m not sure if it is weird, amazing, or frightening, really. Let’s talk about some of the things that I’ve heard myself say this week.
- “Daughter, you will Not slide down the banister and land face first by the cat.” (She was sliding down on her stomach, not sitting, like a normal person might down the banister. That would have been too easy.)
- “Son, you should not pee on your brother’s bed”. Why me?
- “Do not Lick Your Brother’s Butt”
It is never-ending. At least, I mostly don’t have to say these things to my employees. My chaos is mostly reserved for the children and animals. I swear there should be an award for this. The weirdest things come out of my mouth some days.
What are your favorite doozies?