They’re Just Testing Us
One of my kids left the freezer door open today, and another one left the door to the attic open. I think that they’re just testing us to see if we’re paying attention. Maybe they’re trying to see if their father’s head can spin off his shoulders? Or how much beer they can drive Dad to drink. I’m pretty sure it’s intentional.
Really, that’s the only thing I can figure out. Why else would our darling children do these things? Apparently the house was too cold or something, or maybe they were trying out a science experiment to see if they could create Maxwell’s Demon?
Whatever, I’m not sure why they thought that a defrost of the freezer was necessary. Maybe their rooms were too cool. I’m not sure. Whatever it is, they are driving me crazy, and it’s not a long drive. Are they just testing us?